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lifeaslindz:

soheresto-drinksinthedark:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

Sex, sleep and pizza; in the shower. People of Tumblr got life goals on lock down.

lifeaslindz:

soheresto-drinksinthedark:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

Sex, sleep and pizza; in the shower. People of Tumblr got life goals on lock down.

(Source: houseandhomepics, via timetravelingbassplayer)

freexcitizen:

thinkhappythoughtsornot:

liftblr-engineer:

motiveweight:

Junk food is engineered to be addictive - The science behind making the food that’s so bad for us taste so good…VIDEO

man looking at this alone makes me want chips and cheetos

Now im hungry.

In other news, grass is green, and congress ass fucks is daily

(Source: motiveweight, via timetravelingbassplayer)

did-you-kno:

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended seven employees and indicted a nurse for betting on when patients would die.
Source

did-you-kno:

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended seven employees and indicted a nurse for betting on when patients would die.

Source

dennys:

Look you guys, just trust us on this one, you gotta be careful around maple syrup pipelines. 

dennys:

Look you guys, just trust us on this one, you gotta be careful around maple syrup pipelines. 

dolly-george:

dollsahoy:

jadestoybox:

sharks-in-space:

The whole haunted lineup!!

p.s dont’ fucking watermark these!!!!

I reaching critical ‘OH FUCK’ over here… OH FUCK MY WALLET.

Oh…Clawdeen with entirely purple hair…oh…and Kiyomi’s hair color…and the guy’s greeny greenness…

HOLY FUCK I NEED ALL OF THEM

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